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The essence of Buddhism: Not "vast amphibians." Just FYI.
Created on 2007-11-25 00:09:26 (#14320590), last updated 2009-09-05
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Basic Info| Name: | Levi who is called Biff |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-01 |
| Website: | Voicemail |
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nojesusfreak@gmail.com BioSo I spent most of my life watching my best friend Josh try to live up to the plan his father had laid out for him. "Save your people!" Hey, no problem.
He learned the Torah, I tried to get Maggie to notice me.
He learned Zen philosophy, I learned to blow things up.
He learned kung fu (and jew-do), I learned kung fu.
He learned Buddhism, I learned the Kama Sutra.
You can't tell me there's not a silver lining to watching your BFF become a Messiah. Even if the ending was a bit of a downer.
Have you heard of him? Sure. You call him Jesus. Have you heard of me? Probably not. The disciples were a little pissed there at the end. But now that I've been brought back to set the record straight (surely you've read my latest chapter to the New Testament), I'm here in Fandom.
Working at Zen meditation center that also sells weapons. Hell yeah.
[OOC: In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional person for use in the role-playing game![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
fandomhigh, for the sole purpose of entertainment, without intending to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud either the person who created the fictional person, or any reader of this content. The author does not purport to be the creator of the fictional person, Christopher Moore, or to be affiliated with the creator, or with any person or entity with an interest in the fictional person. The author does not claim to be Alexander Siddig, the person who is being used as the graphical representation of that fictional person, nor intend to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud that person by use of their image. ]
He learned the Torah, I tried to get Maggie to notice me.
He learned Zen philosophy, I learned to blow things up.
He learned kung fu (and jew-do), I learned kung fu.
He learned Buddhism, I learned the Kama Sutra.
You can't tell me there's not a silver lining to watching your BFF become a Messiah. Even if the ending was a bit of a downer.
Have you heard of him? Sure. You call him Jesus. Have you heard of me? Probably not. The disciples were a little pissed there at the end. But now that I've been brought back to set the record straight (surely you've read my latest chapter to the New Testament), I'm here in Fandom.
Working at Zen meditation center that also sells weapons. Hell yeah.
[OOC: In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional person for use in the role-playing game
fandomhigh, for the sole purpose of entertainment, without intending to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud either the person who created the fictional person, or any reader of this content. The author does not purport to be the creator of the fictional person, Christopher Moore, or to be affiliated with the creator, or with any person or entity with an interest in the fictional person. The author does not claim to be Alexander Siddig, the person who is being used as the graphical representation of that fictional person, nor intend to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud that person by use of their image. ] ConnectInterests (35):
avoiding lepers, blowing things up, chinese concubines, chinese food, creepy old guys, eating bacon, editing the beatitudes, harlot-to-stars conversion, hating camels, hating prophecy, ignoring john the baptist, josh, judaism, judea, kung fu, making maggie love me, making up scripture, mary magdalene, mocking pharisees, my bff barney stinson, my excellent dirges, new testament, not beating my students, not eating locusts, not paying for sex, perfecting the eyeroll, sarcasm, sin of onan, stupid angels, teaching elephants yoga, teasing little brothers, teh ladeeez, the kama sutra, the torah, wanting to beat students
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